Friday , 13 March 2026

Lorimer Wilson

Fed Announces Gold Standard To Be Phased In Starting July 4th!

Earlier today Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell made the surprising announcement of the return to the gold standard saying, “The safest way for the economy to proceed is through a new system that holds more accountability for the U.S. dollar and its value in the global markets.”

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Cash-strapped U.S. To Sell 41% of Hawaii & 100% of U.S. Virgin Islands To Canada

Canada's multi-year efforts to buy the Turks and Caicos Islands in the Caribbean as a sunny and warm winter vacation destination for it citizens have been abandoned with the announcement leaked today of the agreement to purchase 41.3% of the Hawaiian Islands and 100% of the U.S. Virgin Islands from the cash-strapped United States. The details of the sale follow.

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George Carlin’s Hilarious Rant On Earth Hour

I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren’t enough bicycle paths. [we dare you to watch this video and not to laugh unless, of course, you're one of those grim Greenies.]

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